𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
@unfitz.bsky.social
Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only.
He/him
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I’m in love with you, but not rotisserie chicken in love with you.
There’s rotisserie and then there’s roasted.
Harsh but fair
This is a good distinction/boundary to enforce at the beginning. *makes a note*
Eu te amo meu amorzinho você é tudo na minha vida você é o maior presente que o destino poderia me proporcionar🥺❤️
What if I got a tan and turned around a bunch
if somebody told me this irl i would be devastated but i'd honestly get it we'd probably go get rotisserie chickens together and i could drop them off at their place so we can both fuck our own rotisserie chickens
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜
@unfitz.bsky.social
Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only.
He/him
Fitzy’s Funtastic Feed: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
2.7k followers1.7k following5.6k posts