that's a very polite way to say that to be a republican in the 21st century you have to be either depraved or stupid

I'm just trying not to get fired.

also seems like a great idea for rural communities where the houses are far apart and roads don't have sidewalks.

Wild that that even flew as an excuse. $1.5M is peanuts to the state of California.

the slap

This guy kind of looks like Chakotay

I move that for posterity we should refer to Smith’s HR as “the slap”

I helped someone push their car the last time we had flooding in NOLA pre-Francine and afterwards my legs were burning like I put icy hot on them

Alexander has bad vibes, though

Honestly love that for him. Hope his home life is blowing up too.