Twitter will die and we shall rise

I'll hire you

This movie is the reason puppets freak me out lol

Honestly most porn I've seen its also really awkward. I feel like people don't know how to kiss on camera lol

I'm the hand

Scrubs. Which is oddly fitting

I'll hide my dicks then

Continue.

This happened to me. I went to get a liver ultrasound and I swear to God she was trying to touch the table underneath me