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Emet at NerdyKeppie
@urbanprole.bsky.social
Co-owner, NerdyKeppie. Pasty white Jewish queer in a patch jacket doing needle arts near a pit bull. Yes, that @UrbanProle. (They/Them) Reluctant anarcho-bundist.
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Been letting this place get to me. I'll be back later. Do good trouble while I'm gone.

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That fucking monster.

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Taking a lady to taco bell at 1am on taco tuesday in philly is like booking a vacation to paris on your anniversary in a 2000s movie starring anne hathaway and I'm angry on your behalf Probably a yinzer

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These are silly lies.

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You know how Andrew Tate brainwashed a whole generation into thinking emotionally vulnerable sex with a woman is gay? It's like that. It makes no sense, its purpose is to enforce boundaries of in and out groups, and be both true and false at the same time. It's not an argument it's a cudgel.

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I recognize you're an otter and while fecund in business nonetheless alien to the vagaries of human ethical philosophy but: That was a very silly thing to say. No one likes accelerationists, Otter. Not even capybaras.

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Hahaha I was picturing *Screaming over turbines* OKAY ALL DONE LOOKS GOOD FROM HERE, DO YOU WANT A MIRROR??!

A woman in a wind tunnel with her face all wind flappy
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does your salon have a wind tunnel that would be rad

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Fuck Cornell, in a yiddisher accent.

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Emet at NerdyKeppie
@urbanprole.bsky.social
Co-owner, NerdyKeppie. Pasty white Jewish queer in a patch jacket doing needle arts near a pit bull. Yes, that @UrbanProle. (They/Them) Reluctant anarcho-bundist.
251 followers171 following3.4k posts