Fuck Cornell, in a yiddisher accent.

Neither do any of the IDF soldiers in Gaza atm.

This checks out. Joe Biden: Is old, was around and directly involved in every major event that brought us here, will not meaningfully fight the actual enemy, will leave the fighting to young rebels with nothing left to lose, and still find a way to tell us what to do from the fucking grave.

Luke Skywalker stepping up to do a tight 5 during the warm up to Senator Palpatine's Naboo Palace Press Correspondent's Dinner.

Oh no, Space Dad, wyd.

Ole Miss: Yeah, We Said It.

They say being photographed jeering at brown skinned women in photographs historians will use as shorthand for racialized hate for the next century skips a generation down there.

"Why was a second one necessary? I'll take my answer off air."

The USA is a nation that will lie to you about its intentions and purpose for 12+ years of an education it provides to you itself, then beat you and gas you and shoot you when you ask it to act in accordance with its teachings.