I went to the cinema. As I was leaving, a woman who'd been sat at the other end of the aisle asked if I'd enjoyed the film. We got chatting. In the space of time it takes to exit a cinema, she covered the following points.

If you're being killed you definitely want someone with a bit of killing experience under their belt. Imagine getting killed but the killer doesn't know what they're doing. Nightmare!

This took off.

What film was it?

ahh this type of conversation sounds Exactlyy like my neighbour, i've run into her 5? times and it's impossible to understate how much she tells me in two minutes. she also acts like she's never seen me before in her life, every time - it's iconic

Please tell my mum to give me a call

I would like to emphasise that I have never met this person before.

Is she still single?

I hope it was a comedy, and she pissed herself laughing. Judging by the later point, I guess not.

I kinda wished i was her tinder date

Why is it that even without any location information I thought that this absolutely had to be in the UK? (I love it!!!!!)