gaming

i’ve been laughing at the name alarmo all day so maybe nintendo is onto something with that one

I'm an illegal alien, I'm 14 years old, and I'm dead. And you better believe I vote by mail.

lmao i didn’t know he was recording..

reading beowulf bc it feels important to do so and i never had to in school, but it’s so incredibly boring to me i’m trying to find ways to trick myself into caring

Look idk Kevin but he’s clearly a pillar of his community.

this is a good list!

List of individual birds - Wikipedia

i accidentally got my boyfriend addicted to limoncello lacroix, but he refers to it as “seltzer” to retain a little bit of the tough guy facade

everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.

time to start cracking down (づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ