It's even worse if you actually watch sports! Every second ad is for FanDuel/DraftKings etc., sports journalism is flooded with nothing but betting stats instead of anything relevant to the actual games
People who talk about sports entirely within the framing of the players they need to do well for their fantasy team are bad enough; now they've evolved into loudly expecting you to feel sorry for them because they're worse with money than we are somehow
Printing out 10000 of these and handing them out every time I'm at a sports bar and someone tries to talk to me about their goddamn parlay
Does uzworm have a headache this morning because he drank too much on his birthday, as a normal person might have a headache from? No, it's because he walked face-first into a wall while completely sober after waking up
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! LET'S BOOGIE AND BY BOOGIE I MEAN BINGO 🎉🎉🎉🎉 twitch.tv/uzworm
🎂 BIRTHDAY STREAM! GEOGUESSR BIRTHDAY BINGO (Raising money for disability aids for myself!) 🎂 !donate !subtember
Made the mistake of finally trying out one of those private City of Heroes servers and as I suspected, I have now spent 10000 hours this week playing it
At the bar watching the early morning soccer and Love Shack started playing at halftime. I said "It's too fucking early for this song" and the guy behind me agreed and switched it... To Mambo No 5 😐