A blue family moved out of a state because it was unsafe for them to live there. A red family moved out of a state because they couldn’t handle being around people who didn’t hate as much as they did. The NYTimes: these are the same thing

😂

Imagine forecasting anything with 100% precision - like brah… really

Grocery stores are very good at solving the wrong problems 100% of the time.

Every social media filter when boobs: BAD EVIL MUSTNOT SHOW every social media filter when Nazi content: soft, fuzzy, lovable

Not including my nose I’m a gentile

Lol

just snorted - ty

bane voice: "no one knew me until I put in the cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, cloves, and sometimes allspice"

Everyone got mad when people said six years years ago that we’re heading towards being the republic of Gilead and then… poof we’re there and I want to hear more “I told you so(s)”