I’m tired of the credulous reporting on this bozo. Just how many of these kinds of announcements has he actually followed through on?

I would not get in that thing even if you paid me.

K2, the mountain that *wants* to kill you.

I have a folder of photos on my phone labeled “Get a Load of These Buns”. This is a great addition.

Mathematical!

Wow, she is going IN on that cornbread.

Lavender Town

Have you ever read the manga Golden Kamuy?

Is this your landlord?

Homeopathic levels of flavor.