I love numbers, they are precise. If we gave $2,000 basic income every month to every person in the USA (332mil) it would cost 13% of our annual budget ($6.1T). This would impact the rest of your list.

Another person suggested a 500 dollar a month trust for each child which would cut down on the number of people considerably. Also we're not dispersing all the money at once. Money earns money (even in the most basic kind of low risk investment) it doesn't just sit there. You need some more numbers.