You're gonna want to pay extra for the Scotchgard.

I gotta try Pac Man World 3. I was a Pac Man World 2 JUNKIE. I think I've explored every pixel in that game. So underrated.

America is currently in our Scrappy Doo era and hurtling toward our Cousin Oliver era. After Cousin Oliver, there is only cancellation. Maybe we'll try to start a band or something.

That soup sounds awesome! I made crab bisque at home one time and I swear, between the crab meat and the butter and the sherry and spices, that pot of soup cost me 100 bucks to make. 😑 It was GOOD tho.

I saw a bunch of books in this shop once and I guess I just don't get it. People seem to like them though.

Mineralogists know that manganese is the money mineral.

He's screening you. They do that.

This tweet is an Ouroboros because on some level you do think your tweet about not being cool is cool. I'm in my fifties and I catch myself doing this more and more. Eventually the tail will be gone, I'll eat the back of my head and that will be that.

I know a lot of people mute their TVs when the #Kars4Kids commercial comes blaring on. I don't. I unplug the TV, wheel it out into the back yard and set it on fire.

Today was an anomaly. The orange ones get away with it most of the time. Not sure why, but the science is there.