Spooky time! 🎃

Fucking hiccups dude. x.x

PayPal is updating their ToS to let themselves give your data to merchants starting in November and they're certainly banking on people not knowing to opt out, SO to opt out before they start: go to Settings > Data & Privacy > Manage shared info > Personalized shopping, and toggle that shit off

Today I learned that @medsfox.us doesn't know geography.

If I'm supposed to get 8-10 hours of sleep per night how is it I'm more tired on 9 hours than I am on my usual 5 hours? Take that medical people, I have clearly proved your entire field wrong with a single data point. (BTW if you can't tell this is extremely sarcastic, thank your doctors and nurses)

Is there like a college class you can take on learning how to have fun? I think I literally need someone to lecture to me about how to do it.

Hey y'all, The USPS is shipping out free Covid tests again. We are in the midst of a Covid surge, so get yours today! special.usps.com/testkits

I found a nickel that's probably been stuck in a groove at the bottom of my washing machine for 2 years now and it's so smooth.

Having a 401K is just findom but less kinky. It's always just "Give me more money and be a good boy and maybe I'll let you retire one day"