I want to be reincarnated as a cat so I can give my humans the most evil stink eye and then lick my butt and somehow they will see this as a sign of love and admiration.

And on this day she had the attention span of a gnat...

I miss Rowdy Rowdy Piper

Somebody needs to look out for us people that trip up stairs...

And today I will put on pants... maybe

Me: *trying to get comfortable on your wicker chair* I wonder if this is what sitting on shredded wheat feels like.

I've updated my terms & conditions.

I love seeing live bands. The dead ones just kind of lie there.

people who don’t want the government to interfere with their lives are the same people who want the government to interfere with the lives of everyone else

Typing “general bad vibes” into WebMD.