I’m making risotto soon too!

Asking the mother at the baby shower when her baby is gonna realize they’re trans

Oh I love Toffee

Polite request.

I ate… too much pabsta…..

i have touched erections. i have touched wood. i have held hard cocks in my hands. i have put dicks in my mouth. fuck what was i saying again

MGK hatethirst is brilliant actually ….

Idk what “they’re weird” about and I can’t vote so I don’t care, but I have found that a very effective way to not debate bad actors is to not focus on ethics but to just say “it’s not funny/it’s boring” etc bc they are less able to argue that for some reason

defending the honor of the demiurge on grindr

Forest has made an active study of the goofy ear scratchies and the BAP-BAP contest.