Somehow, I assume Blues Traveler is involved in whatever accreditation process exists

After like five years of silence and almost ten years since we last hung out irl, someone snapped me a selfie captioned "just bleached my asshole" and that's community to me.

I don't have innocent crushes. There is nothing innocent about me. I am full of the violence of desire and want.

Brimming full?

Having a meeting with my needs and we're all gonna talk about you.

Yearning to become a more perfect and simple creature that fully knows its own mind and the world it inhabits.

Mine smells like coffee sometimes :(

it's gettin hot in here so take off every zig

My other less charitable read is that this kind of open-ended essaying is supposed to persuade one into feeling like they have come to this conclusion themselves

This sounds less like am argument and more like an opinionated Wikipedia article