The Baltimore Crabs were the greatest of all time.
A recreation of urban decay in digital spaces.
I only know Pomona exists because I, due to Logistics Reasons, know that an Ontario, CA exists right next to it and have lost serious time trying to coordinate an international shipment only to realize it's Ontario, California. Not Ontario, Canada.
I find it difficult to refute accusations of fatalism, and frankly, nothing good can come of this
Lol I literally just sat down at my PC with my robe on and thought "I'll take a nice walk tomorrow"
Bountiful
I'm hilariously busy today, and nobody else is, and my boss keeps gleefully distracting me, and it's unfortunately very, very fucking funny.
We need a new kind of bone-hurting juice now more than ever
This smidgen of text has pushed me just a hair breadth closer to Jokerfication. I'm going to go stand outside in the sunlight to reverse the effects.
I'm mouth-harp certified but I'm still working on my harmonica exam