Your smart fridge can now warn you when you’ve spent too long in the shower - https://www.theverge.com/2024/10/3/24260477/samsung-smartthings-kohler-anthem-smart-home-shower

Your smart fridge can now warn you when you’ve spent too long in the shower

See who’s showering responsibly.

We need less smart appliances and more smart people.

No, it can't

Why?

No it cannot

Does it know when I'm jacking off?

Maybe the Verge staff should go camping or bake a cake or read a physical book

We will tell you what to think - so you don't have to.

but can my smart shower tell me when I'm out of eggs?

Anyone who thinks this is cool should be forever marooned on a desert island with no access to the internet.