Oh my fucking god.

Nope. No. No way. I refuse to believe this is a real person.

This is the NYC trust fund baby version of all those British op-eds in which right wing aristocrats lament the peasantry not being grateful to starve or freeze to death.

LinkedIn says this guy is also a correspondent for The Gateway Pundit, which I don't think the article mentions. Real group of average joes they were able to focus on.

What... what is happening here

Wake up, babe. New Milo just dropped.

i want to shove him into a locker and steal his Pokemon cards

I think about the German word Backpfeifengesicht a lot.

THE GOLDWATER PIN IS S E N D I N G ME

Has anyone sat a reporter down and asked them, "Hey, why do you interview these people?" Seems like that's a good story.

What a fucking weirdo.