TFW they finally found me.

Are jeans suitable or is this about trousers? I think a Macys can help?

A lot of people still don't get it. They aren't coming after Eric Adams for trading a bunch of favors to foreign governments in exchange for a bunch of free luxury vacations and then oafishly trying to cover it, they're coming after YOU for doing all that. He's just standing in the way.

Um… take them to a dry cleaners?

I get getting rid of Twitter to avoid the rampant bigotry, but it’s plainly a shitty time for American politics right now. No way around it.

I figured as much. New Cinema’s wreckage.

Do tell.

Ugh.

If you're under 50 this is a joke for like 17 people. I'm one of those people, perfect, no notes.

Just add another five years to the sentence. He's so unaware how unlikable he truly is.

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FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried has just appealed his conviction. He argues, among other things, that the judge didn't like him. https://www.courtlistener.com/docket/69143697/28/united-states-of-america-v-bankman-fried/