hey sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave

I used to regularly tell my students that they were doing pretty well considering we evolved to have maybe two skills, running away from animals and figuring out what berries to eat 

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Ummm! Berries in a nice cool cave would be bliss right now.

Thank you; it me.

I don't generally snitch-tweet, but the fact that this one was literally RIGHT above yours on my feed was so funny I couldn't resist:

Blue or rasp?

Sadly, I know what you mean

This.

I’m adopting this response for most things now. “Sorry, I can’t comply with your request; I have a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.”

Evolve!