the year is 2011. you are in austin texas. it is south by southwest. you are at beerland, watching a group called the Marshall Fucker Band. they are losers. you have already drank eighteen high lifes. it is 2 pm. your cutoff jean shorts are immaculate. this is the last moment you will ever be young.

By the time I heard of SXSW, I correctly gauged that it was swirling the drain. But I would commit unspeakable acts of evil to make it 2011 again. 😂

I'm only ducking the allegations here because I lived close enough to downtown Austin 2008-2010 to make me decide to never attend any part of South by ever again

I played that show...