As king of a vaguely Sumerian/Akkadian city state, you have One Job: Perform the annual sacrifices to the gods. The gods are EXTREMELY ANGRY and will destroy the world if they're not regularly appeased, and since all the other city states do their sacrifices incorrectly, it's all up to you. 2/4

This game is very unfair and unbalanced and there's no way to win*, so all you can do is hope to survive one more year at a time. JUST LIKE REAL LIFE, EH? Good luck. * Actually that's a lie, there is one way to win. Let me know if you find it and I'll give you a cookie. (Maybe.) 3/4