I just made a hot dog burrito I am ungovernable

WERE BEAN

Have you been having trouble getting refills? Or is your doctor not prescribing them anymore?

Silly, those are watermelons

Went to the zoo the other day, have some eepy kitties

my dog was chilling in my room and i played a doorbell sound through my computer speaker to fuck with him. he instantly bolted out of my room and started barking like a maniac legit the funniest shit ive ever seen lmfao

what molecule would that be lol?

for a sec what i thought u meant by "knocked out" was passing out for a sec lol. better luck next time tho