In fact the people doing the studies drank two bottles of wine first. Which proves the point really .

It’s really just one leg. It moves at the speed of light so fast that you think there’s a thousand of them.

Exactly 👍 false equivalence.

Shouldn’t that be “drinked”?

All a bit sad really ☹️

And she still doesn’t want to be cuddled. 🤗

As opposed to a fortula

Exactly why is that? What is the problem?

That would make a good song 🤔

Your criticism, a rhyming witticism