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They/them. Back from the dead with no intention to stop screaming. Best of luck.
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Someone I haven't spoken to in at least a decade just messaged me on FB to ask if I knew a good scorpion dealer. Between this and the panicked late night call from a former coworker looking for a copy of The Satanic Bible, I'm beginning to worry about my reputation.

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Only works if you don't break up the rootball and let it breathe, though. Like the chaplain's anthurium. I could have put it in the 6in pot I had for it, but once I unstrangled it I had to go buy an 8in.

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In other news, El Paso County courts told my ex husband this morning that he couldn't set a hearing until he scheduled a meeting for us to talk about the Child Legal Representative (that HE demanded they appoint)'s recommendation that I become the primary parent, so 2/2 for justice today.

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YOU PAY BACK MICHAEL? YOU USE HIS WALLET LIKE THE SLUSH FUND?

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I'm going to show this to the next person who asks me what prosopagnosia looks like.

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Been there. Stable now, but it took 3 black box drugs, 2 anx meds and a nuclear dose of vit D to survive. If you haven't tried meds, a lot of online therapy sites can get them in your hands in 48 hrs. 988 is the SI crisis hotline. Survive first, then recover. Brain chemicals are bitches. Love you.

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Because I can tell whether it's the killer speaking with about 80% accuracy from 5 seconds into a call recording, or because you know that if I someday murder you I'll at least show you the respect of doing it well enough to not get caught?

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If you killed 'em, you gotta really focus up and sell it, too. A lot of us who started off with Forensic Files and New Detectives in like '03 are really tired of bad acting.

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"It wasn't one of those weird cults or anything. You can't be that traumatized." Bruh, I just started frying fish for the first time in like a year because it sounded good FOR SOME REASON.

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When you have a kid in college everyone tells you how much it's going to derail your future. No one ever mentions that age 35 is heading toward this with no brakes.

A screenshot of a text thread wherin I scold my soon-to-be-15 year old for stealing my ritual lighter and am informed they had been using it to melt the wax from stolen Babybel cheese wheels.
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They/them. Back from the dead with no intention to stop screaming. Best of luck.
3 followers14 following70 posts