Lawsuits involving the sexual abuse of minors is the second biggest reason for churches financial losses, second only to paying their staffs' wages. This kind of rhetoric is their means to further their goal of abusing children. The western Christian church is a child abuse organization.

Boogie for Jesus

When you flush it the shit particles GO EVERYWHERE! CLOSE the lid please!!!

This isn't Twitter and I'm clearly just goofing around. If you wanna get edgy about it that's fine, but at least acknowledge the real situation.

This is how I found out they made a deal.

As if you don't know. Boys love all kinds of treats. Some loose corn nuts perchaps.

See that's what I was thinkin

Oohh so now they're dog treats. Good save.

I hope the boys are not dogs or any other kind of animal.

The next recommendations were a chainmail shirt and a spice rack for camping WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON 💀