Ground floor shop for sale - previous occupant a tightfisted stuttering shopkeeper and his lovelorn assistant. www.pugh-auctions.com/property/35912

Unfortunate that the Guardian’s standard rubric under its articles looks like a sudden unexpected diss at the end of any theatrical obituary.

Bit of a Johnny-come-lately in comparison to you lot!

likewise - the annual live shows are absolutely bewildering! #beeves

I laughed my head off at this oneI laughed my head off at this one

I owe you a double debt of gratitude! (a) we were at the Prom and missed out on a programme then and have one on the way (b) this reminded me to check on the RAH site if any new tix had been released for David Gilmour next month - they had and were still available, so I am going to see him!I owe you a double debt of gratitude! (a) we were at the Prom and missed out on a programme then and have one on the way (b) this reminded me to check on the RAH site if any new tix had been released for David Gilmour next month - they had and were still available, so I am going to see him!

He was the link between Dad’s Army and Warhol’s Factory!

I love a football spoonerism and my recent favourite is that Ollie Watkins becomes Wally Otkins, who in my mind is all Brylcreem and knee length shorts, and is also smoking a pipe in the team photo.

ex-Arsenal goalie Wojciech Szczesny has announced his retirement today, I assume because he wants to be free for the Oasis gigs

In South Ken for Doctor Who prom and it’s crawling with angular young men in bow ties and too-short trousers. Eleventh Doctor clearly remains a popular cosplay look