The Onion would like to congratulate its owner, G/O Media, for standing firm in its return-to-office mandate, as we can think of nowhere more conducive to best-in-class thought leadership than a fluorescent-lit room populated with the abandoned desks of terminated colleagues.

Giving Ozy a turn to speak. (It’s fun really stepping back into these characters after so long.)

My next door neighbour Molly is a terrific writer. This is her. www.thecut.com/article/happ...

Happily Ever Divorced

After my Instagrammable marriage fell apart, my ex-husband and I finally found peace — off the grid.

most important election of our lives

This is so fucking hard but so damn important.

Chef Rogers: “When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the kitchen, my mother would say to me, ‘Look for the Hamburger Helper.’”

This is apparently from San Francisco but same applies here.

On a lighter note…