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Sam Bergman
@violanorth.bsky.social
musician, arts administrator, Quaker; former Minnesotan, new New Hampshirite; "a curmudgeonly joy," per @doodlyroses.bsky.social; he/him
3.2k followers494 following22k posts
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This is as professional as we get.

The same ten violists, only this time in a vaguely professional black and white group shot that looks like it might be a cast photo from a 1980s TV sitcom. All are smiling normally except for the one called Ken, who is lying sideways in front of the group like a pinup model. Everyone is smiling nicely except for Ken, who is smiling like a serial killer.
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SBviolanorth.bsky.social

There are like 15 more of these lol. The Penney's photographer was extremely into our bullshit.

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Dsingerish.bsky.social

Living for the alt text.

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PAyoboseiyo.bsky.social

this is hilarious and i love it.

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Wwinnerbowzer.bsky.social

Look at ya’ll!!!❤️

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GGgettinggophery.bsky.social

Top 90% is professional.

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PWpwallinga.bsky.social

I have a strong guess as to which one is Ken

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Bblueraccoon.bsky.social

I sent these photos/post to a friend of mine who is a professional violinist/violist (she does both) and she's like "omg. I also want to do this now."

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Sam Bergman
@violanorth.bsky.social
musician, arts administrator, Quaker; former Minnesotan, new New Hampshirite; "a curmudgeonly joy," per @doodlyroses.bsky.social; he/him
3.2k followers494 following22k posts