Today is our 33 anniversary. I gave Dana a little (fake) certificate saying that the Guinness Book of World Records was awarding her the title of most patient person on earth.

A credit consolidation company just called me with an offer. They called from a GA number but asked me to call back to a California number. I called back claiming to be a special agent from the VBI investigating fraudulent calls from their number. Amazing how fast a person can hang up the phone.

I believe that I've solved the election problem. Have congress pass a law that grants Commander the right to remain in the oval office no matter who wins the presidential election.

Can anyone explain why an insurance company would approve a prescription with multiple refills, then about half way through the refills suddenly ask for a prior authorization? Especially since that interrupts a medication that must be taken regularly to be fully effective.

Just saw Todd Barnes whining on CNN that Trump didn't need to be tried in Manhattan. However, the constitution specifically says crimes should be tried where they occurred unless you can't get a fair jury. If the jury pool was tainted, it was by Trump himself.

Trump is finally keeping one of his promises. He's racking up enough felony convictions to get sentenced to prison - thus making America great again.

I saw some pictures of Trump chowing down on mounds of junk food yesterday. All I could think was that we have proof of that old saying, "You are what you eat."

A couple of days ago some rando was telling me how the Pacers would be lucky if they didn't loose every game with the Celtics by double digits. Game 1, a five point loss - in overtime. I guess the Pacers got lucky?

I decided to rewatch the Hunger Games movies before they leave Netflix. It's kind of eerie how much the capital seems to resemble Mar-a-Lago. Even the president in the Hunger Games resembles Trump in his cruelty and lack of empathy, although in a more intelligent manner.

Remember shock jocks and morning zoo programs? They always pushed the boundaries until stepping over and coming back diminished, if at all. I think Lauren Boebert crossed that line, and MTG is crossing it. Hence the rumors of republicans punishing them for their antics.