Oh you mean like race race

"your body is a wonderland," I tell myself as I struggle to make my dick long enough to pee into the toilet without getting it all over my balls like last time

I mean... Anger and disgust and hopelessness over the national review? The conservative outlet that's always been racist and shitty? Is it a surprise somehow? Did the guy from Nazis r Us have some redeeming qualities we were holding out for?

If I'm smelling cinnamon raisin toast right now is that just a spicy stroke or...

The fact that Kamala Harris is literally mother right now

Heard they finally recovered the black boxes from the Edmund Fitzgerald 🙏

Why can't I find any bottoms

MSNBC Announces Suspension of All Programming Due to Fear of Saying Anything Negative About Trump After Shooting

The hornier I am the gayer I get

Goodfella