Was a bit stingy with the buttercream but Tea Sponge 🫖🧽!!

The King of England lies dying and one of his sons has been exiled. A princess has vanished. Plague stalks the land and the Treasury has been plundered. NOW is the time for strange women lying in ponds to distribute swords to form the basis of government.

'I'm sorry is that-' 'oh that's just our dog' 'but he's-' 'oh yeah he was an accountant when we got him but we've trained that out of him'

Tonight's outfit is the magnolia walls your landlord has forbidden you from painting

Oh of course they are

Gone for some strong Black Widow vibes tonight

Just realised 14 was going commando in that scene

This did well on the other place

'depressing, with laurels' also encapsulates generations of the worst kind of British middle class house inhabited by the worst middle class people

I love the concept of the 'Powder Room', for your guests to pretend they're going to the loo while they ruminate on the public breakdown of their marriage