Me, 2019: "People cry when going to sleep??? What? Why?" Me, 2024: "Yeah, same."

Squirrels are tweakers.

By placing pokestops near residential areas, I have increaaed the value of rent of thousands.

shame to hide such fabulous journalism behind a paywall

Wendy’s is celebrating SpongeBob’s 25th anniversary with a Krabby Patty meal | CNN Business

Krusty Krab, the fictional fast-food restaurant in “SpongeBob SquarePants,” will never be real, but at least the second-best thing is — a Krabby Patty.

If I lived near squirrels, I would also get increasingly suspicious about them scheming against me.

Me: "I love America" *Chick-Fil-A app is region locked* Me: "This entire system must be re-engineer"

Do you ever check others passports in the customs line and go "damm thats a strong passport"

Surely in this day and age we can use a better "energy-release" measurement that isn't "a hundred Hiroshimas". What about Mcdonalds Quarter Pounders? How much energy does a Quarter Pounder hold vs a nuclear bomb?

I somehow ALWAYS end up in this same post in StackOverflow. If there is such thing as a divine sign, this must be it.