We shut down the whole MacDonalds The idiot pranced like a prat He tried to impress He posed for the Press Do you want lies with that?

a mcdonald 's clown is dancing in front of a mirror in a room .

ALT: a mcdonald 's clown is dancing in front of a mirror in a room .

Stop pushing Windows 11 on me You make me swear and curse I'm happy enough with Windows 10 You're trying to make things worse Every update I perform And there's "Restart Required" You try to slip in Windows 11 And I'm getting kinda tired

Come and see the orange clown We won't charge for admittance He play around at doing a job That only pays a pittance He'll gladly pose for photos With that stupid, gormless smirk But, just like when elected, Well he won't do any work

Reservoir Dongs

a man in a white shirt and black pants is standing in a room with a ghost in the background .

ALT: a man in a white shirt and black pants is standing in a room with a ghost in the background .

The hot desert wind Blasting through the parking lot: Instant discomfort Rushing to the restaurant: A literal oasis #tanka

My team is the best The perfect team for me Much better than the rest Though you may disagree I watch them every day I jump around and cheer And which sport do they play? Sorry, no idea

patrick star from spongebob is holding a green flag and a yellow glove with the word sports below him

Alt: A grinning patrick star from spongebob is waving a green flag and a yellow glove with the word sports below him

I've been on here for less than a week. I do not want to be banned (yet) so I refuse to rise to your master baiting techniques

Boobies?

Threads has funky moderation "X" has right wing lies Maybe there's a better station Under bluer skies?