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Guess not. Not today.

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❤️🫵

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That's the plan anyway.

200 SKULLS
Mon, Sept 30th
7:00pm Central

FEATURING
- Tipsy man with power tools!
- Music that'll get me flagged!
- Possible live injury!

youtube.com/vomitsaw
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SMELL? They're wearing a neon sign.

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LMFDO! XD "Puddin' pop? Spousal unit? ¿Mi amor? Cricket wife? JEEEEEENjennjennjennjenn? Jennjamin Button? Fire sauce?" "YES?" "...Forgot why I came in here."

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The top half of the image shows a well-dressed man, kindly asking someone to "Calm Your Tits".  The lower half of the image is a crudely-drawn person with the Picarto.tv logo on their face.  Her breasts appear to be the exact opposite of calm, flailing about like two ferrets in a tube sock.  At the very bottom of the image, the word "NO" can be seen written in a very bold font.
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Correct! XD I've had an incredibly stupid idea for a while now that I'd love to get done, but this has been an unbelievably expensive year so far. :/

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Thanks a bunch! Picked up the first 52 tips, valuable info. I remember seeing your posts while lurking reddit, glad you're elsewhere too! I've known about the whole key word thing, but the formatting tips will not only help me trim things down to short and sweet, but get the point across quicker.

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Only their handiwork so far.

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Ex Made use of Service Now ticketing system for tracking issues and time spent on issues. v2 Tracked resolution status and time spent on IT tickets using Service Now. 😙👌 Active Verb: Tracked Direct Object(s): resolution status and time spend "How" statement: using Service Now. #furryart#CommsOpen

Edwin, an anthropomorphic jackrabbit, is wearing a business casual outfit and has a grumpy expression on his face. He gives job searching tips by speaking directly to the reader using a dialogue bubble. Edwin says, 
"Start with an active verb, then a direct object, and maybe a how or why statement—that is the recipe for describing your work in a resume. Choose verbs that are clear and snappy. A good “how” statement will help those who are unfamiliar with the job (e.g., recruiters) understand the importance of the task and show your skills and abilities."
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@vomitsaw.bsky.social
seven and a switchblade
119 followers141 following2.5k posts