this Montgomery boat dock fight is gonna do more to heal race relations in this country since Suge Knight dangled Vanilla Ice over that balcony

Got his ass beat so hard he came out his crocs the wrong way.

It’s been the only thing I’ve dedicated any brain capacity to today. I’m obsessed with everything about it, but mostly with that it all could have been avoided if they moved that shit little pontoon instead of assaulting someone

News anchor: “Sources are still unclear if the incident was race related.” Me: “Race related? In Montgomery, Alabama? No way!”