The rest of that guys timeline seems remarkably normal and kinda likeable actually.
100% his kids fucking HATE him.
Think my guy needs to put the wine down
I thought they recalled those faulty Gen Xs? We always knew they would eventually crash like the Boomer models.
A 5" wide belt seems too wide.
I still think it should end with "ill rip off your head and shit fury down your neck"
I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em.
this needs to be printed really big on fancy poster paper and displayed in a modern art museum