if fettuccine shows up in the forest and no one knows how it got there can you still dip garlic bread in it

Hundreds of pounds of pasta mysteriously appeared in the NJ woods. Cue the puns.

“I didn’t expect it to go viral at all,” said community activist Nina Jochnowitz. “I had no idea the global reach of spaghetti.”

Enjoy your botulism.

I uhhhh would not recommend eating the forbidden pasta If the animals haven't eaten it, you should just eat your garlic bread on its own

Slow clap

me waiting for someone to dump the alfredo sauce in the woods

I'd say so

Simpson's material IRL