On Earth-2, “I Don't Want to Miss a Thing” was on the Deep Impact soundtrack, not Armageddon. But it was performed by Brooks and Dunn.

I’m just happy knowing Mulaney and Pacino are in the same room right now.

You watch ABC’s celebrity game shows for laughs, I watch ABC’s celebrity game shows to carefully discern which celeb had an edible beforehand and deduce what the dosage was. We are not the same.

Dune 2 others as you would have them Dune 2 you is this anything?

It’s not lost on me that 10 years to the day, True Detective Season 5 is now a meme. …time is a flat circle.

How they have not made this man a retired Inspector Gadget who returns to the force to solve Quimby’s murder is beyond me.

I need Greg Kinnear to be in more things.

So when the fight breaks out they have hammers AND chainsaws within reach? I think the fuck not.

We used to be a proper country.

I can’t help but wonder what Sinatra would think of “My Way” being used in a colon cancer commercial.