Megalopolis feels like the cutscenes you’d see if Hideo Kojima made SimCity
"You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square..."
I had it in elementary school in the late 80s in the Detroit suburbs, so I've got no clue as to what the hell logic is behind it.
i love that i only know i can order more free covid tests when someone i follow on social media is like "heads up! go to the usps website today!" a robust public health infrastructure modelled on "McRib Is Back"
My boss at the job before that was also a weird stolen valor guy who endlessly told military stories, apparently unaware that FOIA exists and we therefore already knew that he washed out of boot camp after two weeks.
Later claimed he was the greatest sniper the Army ever had. When confronted again, he said he was a Marine, but that all the branches of the military shared him because he was THAT. DAMN. GOOD.
Claimed to be the greatest sniper the Navy ever had. Later claimed he was the greatest sniper the Marines ever had. When confronted, he claimed he was a Marine, but said Navy because Marines are under Department of the Navy. No Marine has ever said, "I'm in the Navy", Tim.
Pete Rose reminds me of the guy at work who called me a pedo for years because I did a Matthew McConaughey "Dazed and Confused" impersonation exactly once. He also used to brag about how he had a super hot 19 year old girlfriend and that they hadn't had a single fight in their five years together.
The flags at all the middle schools will be flying at half mast tomorrow in honor of Pete Rose, who was also usually at half mast around middle schoolers.
Pete Rose, Major League Baseball's all-time hit king and Cincinnati Reds icon, has died at 83.
Pete Rose, Major League Baseball’s all-time hit king and the Cincinnati Reds icon whose signature gritty hustle couldn’t outpace the gambling transgressions and obfuscation that kept him out of the Na...
Oh hey speaking of pieces of shit Pete Rose just died