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Jack Barton
@weaselrfu.bsky.social
Writer of RFU and Planet Menace. Occasional time traveler. Banned from the zoo for life.
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Megalopolis feels like the cutscenes you’d see if Hideo Kojima made SimCity

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"You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square..."

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I had it in elementary school in the late 80s in the Detroit suburbs, so I've got no clue as to what the hell logic is behind it.

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i love that i only know i can order more free covid tests when someone i follow on social media is like "heads up! go to the usps website today!" a robust public health infrastructure modelled on "McRib Is Back"

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My boss at the job before that was also a weird stolen valor guy who endlessly told military stories, apparently unaware that FOIA exists and we therefore already knew that he washed out of boot camp after two weeks.

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Later claimed he was the greatest sniper the Army ever had. When confronted again, he said he was a Marine, but that all the branches of the military shared him because he was THAT. DAMN. GOOD.

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Claimed to be the greatest sniper the Navy ever had. Later claimed he was the greatest sniper the Marines ever had. When confronted, he claimed he was a Marine, but said Navy because Marines are under Department of the Navy. No Marine has ever said, "I'm in the Navy", Tim.

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Pete Rose reminds me of the guy at work who called me a pedo for years because I did a Matthew McConaughey "Dazed and Confused" impersonation exactly once. He also used to brag about how he had a super hot 19 year old girlfriend and that they hadn't had a single fight in their five years together.

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Oh hey speaking of pieces of shit Pete Rose just died

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Jack Barton
@weaselrfu.bsky.social
Writer of RFU and Planet Menace. Occasional time traveler. Banned from the zoo for life.
83 followers442 following255 posts