I’m the Chao Garden’s biggest soldier. Not strongest, just biggest

I should put an elevator in my brain so the handicapped little people in there can actually make it upstairs

It’s very hard to control, much like Logan Paul in real life

Just rolled a fat 7. Smike’s gonna bust

That awkward moment when we’re all fucking dumb

Yeow sponge

I’m in Bacon McTrouble

five fuckign frebbys

That would be my one genie wish. Just kidding. Oh god I hope a genie wasn’t listening

Mrs. Incredible wasn’t the same after she got Edna’s BBL