friend, trying to point out the funny logic of pokemon types to me: but hisuian quilfish is a fish but not a water type me: no its not a fish, its hisuian

i need to turn my notifications on for this app, i keep forgetting about it

one of my profs just told me about a puppet drag show being held soon because "it seems like something [I] would like" shes not wrong but she did Not have to call me out like that !

my partner and i are on the road rn and i tried to give the cats some water. i didnt know what to do with the hairy water so i tried to dump some out the window going 130 on the highway youll never guess what happened to my cats favorite bowl

im so glad that all gay people know what weevils are

update: they got in a fight and arent friends anymore and they literally split their time with me like im a child in a divorce

DONT listen to the "virtue the cat" song trilogy, i am sobbing currently

me and the bad bitch i pulled by dying and coming back wrong

hey honey are you feeling ok? you havent consumed your found family content yet today... you barely touched your polycule headcanon babe

when u read this i cast a spell on you. there is now a small cat curled up on ur lap sleeping and you cant move if ur standing, the cat will spawn as soon as you sit down