I had this argument with a friend who'd just visited there! She seemed to see nothing but drug dealers and homeless people even though I walked the same streets a few weeks later and it looked fine.
He didn't demand it. I offered because he was going to have to spend something like eight hours at Heathrow, and I feel bad for any human who has to do that.
Updated now, with credit.
Allow me to offer you a more technically accurate version of that cartoon that you can use
I like that very much. I rarely go back and edit previous stories, but I might make an exception for this...
Good. I have always hated April fool's prank stories.
Cue Sandra Boynton: “Carob works on the principle that, when mixed with the right combination of fats and sugar, it can duplicate chocolate in color and texture. Of course, the same can be said of dirt...”
Cue a torrent of people going: "Where do you live?"
It will be higher tomorrow: thamestides.org.uk/dailytides2....