Carmen Sandiego steals election in November surprise

Therapist keeps insisting that the reasons for my lifetime bans from Planet Fitness and Planet Hollywood are somehow related

You should be poking at and peeling your scabs. The woke left is lying to you

People be judging Bin Laden’s hard drive like their’s is just sourdough recipes or something

In the past 30 years the rent for living in a van down by the river went from 0$ to 2,950$

I keep trying to talk to the people in my tv and hurt myself when I try to walk closer to them. I just don’t get it

They should make more expensive movie theaters for weirdos who don’t play with their phone the whole time

Does this platform have the right amount of people who suck to make things fun enough yet?

Arrested for breast feeding in public (eating a whole rotisserie chicken in the courtroom)