Financial Planner: Your 401k is at zero. What happened? Me: *shrugging*

SKstandplaatskrk.plOct 12, 2023 5:10pm

sittopotamus

doesn’t look like a very deep couch. have to sit upright in that.

giving out private financial info like this is a HIPPO violation

I heard there is also a hippopottoman?

My husband said hard no I think I may need to divorce him

Zeroing out the 401k to survive the current round of layoffs before the next round of layoffs 🥴

For when you want to make your house look like it's owned by Felonious Gru

They say hippopotamuses are the world's most dangerous animal but I didn't know this is what they meant

The best part is when it comes alive in the middle of the night and eats you to fluff up its cushions.

"Please help me budget--my family is dying!"