The egg is the only serious option for serious people.

Killing it!

I’m fandom old enough to think it’s weird when people make new pseuds for every fandom they write in, but it’s a common enough practice these days. Is it possible it’s you’ve definitely read who’s just got a new username?

Goog’s trash (a)nswer(i)ng system just told us The Merchant of Venice takes place in Padua.

I’m just imagining this cloud of millions of bees moving on to terrorize some other town

I feel like we were promised three episodes of beenado and only got one

Got fucking rear ended tonight. Exactly what I needed.

don't use generative AI for jokes don't use generative AI for activism don't use generative AI to prove a point don't use generative AI ceaselessly mock people who do use it their actions prove they are anti-literate they like not being able to do things which is kind of like pretending to be dead

Suddenly got it in my head to try a goat cheese cheesecake. If anyone has a lead on an actually good recipe, drop the link please

Aw oh no. I do wish I’d let Spike go earlier than I did so he wouldn’t have had to suffer like he did on his last day. Sometimes it’s just time.