imagine being the CEO of spirit halloween. you only work a single month a year and you make 10 billion dollars. your only job is sell skeleton. life is good. and then some FUCKER from *Home Depot* says “let’s make one taller than god.”

The Australian Magpie is one of my favourite birds. People think that they're huge jerks because they'll swoop you during Spring while they're nesting but I think they're super cool.