Toddler bedtime cheat code: just give them TWO pacifiers. They’ll be so elated that they’ll do whatever you want. They’ll even ask to be put in bed after just two books.

Update: I just tasted the scones I made in class today and I’m back on the carbs 🤤

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Just over a week into baking class and I’m already carbed out 🫠

for sale : dragula, never slammed

College football has begun, which means it’s that time of year again where I finally hear the audio for commercials I’ve seen on mute for 8 months running. What an illuminating time.

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Fuck y’all this was funny.

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