K well I didn’t know about THAT

My fave thing about Hell’s Kitchen (other than my unhealthy fixation on Gordon Ramsay, who is sexy, I am sorry) is when the prize is to become “HEAD CHEF” at “OPERATIONAL RESTAURANT” and I just picture the person currently in that job sitting alone in a casino hotel room quietly weeping

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It has a whole wall waiting for it. Thanks again and hope your car shit is calming down!!

Just as an FYI I love her

Cops are first responders. There are still people missing. There are people on roofs, desperately trying to contact loved ones, people without their lifesaving meds or power for life saving machines. And their first responders are protecting bread that’s about to go moldy instead of responding.

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Cops guarding a grocery store in North Carolina because payment processing is down… in case you’re wondering what their actual job is- it’s protecting capital- not you

Hey @solexposure.bsky.social look what arrived while I was out of town! It’s gorgeous and I can’t wait to hang it properly. Thank you!!

‘Damn, That’s Crazy,’ Announces FEMA In Statement theonion.com/damn-thats-c...

‘Damn, That’s Crazy,’ Announces FEMA In Statement

WASHINGTON—Gawking at the widespread destruction caused by Hurricane Helene across much of the southeastern United States, the Federal Emergency Management Agency issued a statement Monday announcing,...

This is literally the leopard joke

Here I am back in Nashville where it is humid and I do not drive a convertible and there is no beach 😩